Sorry

I didn't do anything yesterday. I forgot. Oh well, let's move on. I can't remember anything happening yesterday anyway. But a nice lot of stuff happened today. Me and NerdE on the bus to college were making fun of our friend Elfman's hair. It looks like a pastry, it really does. It would look at home on a shelf next to some croissants in a quaint french bakery. If he went to Africa, not only would they think he's carrying some food on his head to bring back to his family, but they would try to eat it themselves. Was that offensive? I didn't mean it to be...sorry.
NerdE went home at lunch...AGAIN...I'm worried for that boy, he's such a hypochondriac, he's dangerously hypochondriac...there was NOTHING wrong with him, he just didn't want to go to his Environmental Science lesson. In case you didn't pick up from the start of this paragraph: he goes home at lunch 'ill' a lot.
On the bus home I sat with Elfman and his annoying little friend who I shall call...Tyrone. It was fine at first, Tyrone kept asking us 'would you rather...?' and 'what would you do if...?' questions. It was funny at first until he put the plastic bag on my head. He didn't let me take it off, but he did give me eye and mouth holes. He then tried to give me deodorant burns, but it didn't work because he was doing it on my legs and I was wearing jeans. So instead on my arm he gave me three 'inhaler' burns with his asthma inhaler, you can guess he pushed the mouth end hard into my arm and kept pushing the button. They're still there, quite red and swollen...oh, and Elfman wrote the infamous Chinese Proverb 'I AM HAPPY COCK' on my hand.
All was not lost, however, as when I got home, my jacket had arrived..yay...and it actually fits! YAY! Now I just need my wig and Comic-Con, here we come!